Like a good blogger, I created a little keepsake highlighting some of my favorite ridicoulsness seen in the headlines, descriptions and emails that landed on my screen. They are all to be taken literally—word for word—because that is how they were encountered. Some make you laugh out loud, some make you cringe, but most just make you say REALLY???...and I have no doubt that fellow singlers have come across some of the very same exact ones in your online journeys.
I realize there are plenty of people out there who are a little more serious about online dating than those listed here...but pointing out those in this particular post wouldn't be nearly as much fun. Enjoy ;)
The Annoying
- Has adonis DNA
- Things that go vvrrrmm
- I'll be your Superhero today
- I'm a gentleman and a gentle man, and you're really going to like me. :-) So write me!
- Are you going to look at my profile or say hi ;-)
- I would date me
- FYI: I'm awesome.
- If You Show Me Yours, I'll Show You Mine
- A knight in pre-owned armor
- Bring me home when you're mom's not
- I was wondering maybe could I make you my baby
- I can make you believe it's butter
- Geek by day, warrior by night
- My profile is like smelling your favorite dish with a blindfold on, you know it will look as delicious as it smells (note: he had no pic)
- Baby, your're a Firework!
- Single as a Dollar Bill
- Your pot of gold is right here!!!
- Hello...Is it you I'm lookin for?
- Eurotrash at its best! (could be funny but based on his profile, he wasn't kidding)
- I'm vicious, delicious, nutritious
- Looking for Good-Looking
- Great real estate! It's a buyer's market! They call him their “favorite” design yet. They truly have set the bar high for other competitors to try and achieve the same. This unit does not have any leaks, creaks, cracks or holes (except one, hence the For Sale ad)
- Don't ask why I don't have a pic up....I did, now I don't.....I'll send you one... :)
- Hello from Prison! (would be clever if they didn't look the part!)
- If I don't write back immediately, Don't Panic!! :) I get quite a few messages, so I will respond, just give me a chance. (get OVER yourself!)
- Im only on here for the free trial so if you're looking for trouble im your man lol ;P
- I live in the suburbs but wrote nyc for more search options
- Just moved to the city and looking to make some new friends!
- Basically I am looking for a girl that I am really attracted to that is fun as hell but still loves to be a girlie! I guess the kind of girl that looks like she would be a stuck up pain in the ass but is really great once you get to know her
- Diving in head first. (OK maybe just my mind is dirty?)
- Wanderlust...
- Once you go brown you'll always be down...
- Am thirsty i need you
- When you are gonna feel me, then I'm yours.
- I'm a great catch!! I just been swimming in polluted waters lately ;P
- Conversation is a big must, there's nothing worse than trying to talk to a wall.
- Love life to dead!
- My best qualities are my extreme intelligence, perfect body and insanely good sense of humor
- You can check my profile an now more is all there, and all i need is a reasonable companion that can make me fill like a man what can i say or write about that gonna put me at the top of the list
- Life's SHORT! I wnat to PLAY HARD!!
- I'm using all my strengths and my means for you, but please don't loose the destiny, and the real opportunity offered to us online
- You and I were born to be together, to share and enjoy everything of our lives together, to handle all the obstacles of life together, to look the life as children do or even that we were born two months ago, and not to see it as adults or middle adults instead.
And finally….
The Semi-Clever
- Unbelievable, even my gay friends are getting married before I am. I mean...good for them. Good for them.
- I’ve given up on meeting my soulmate when she's totally wasted at the bar
- If love was blind why is Lingerie so Popular?
- Please don't ask me for free Botox. (He’s was a Dr.)
THE END.
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