Saturday, February 5

5 sure signs that you are dealing with a douchebag

He has referred to you as 'Miss <your first name goes here>'.
This may seem cute and endearing at first but please don’t fall for it. History has shown time and time again that this guy is a professional douchebag. Run for the hills before you are weaved into his tangled web—trust me.

He overuses emoticons ;) or '!' in texts and emails.
Ok, we’ve all seen this one before. This is the fastest way to appear like you are:
A: insecure—you need to make sure we understand your mood and intent for every word
B: a serial texter—you know more shorthand than my teenage cousin
C: annoying!!!!!!! ;) XO :*)
D: really a chick—come on, only our girlfriends can get away with this kind of texting

He contacts you regularly but he’s always ‘working’ or hanging out ‘with the boys’.
Excuses, excuses and lots of ‘em. The fact is that men like—no men need—regular female contact, both physically and emotionally. So rest assured, if he’s not getting both of these types of attention that he craves from you—he’s getting it somewhere else. He probably already has a girlfriend, or several. If he’s into you he will make time to see you. Case closed.

You haven’t heard from him in 4 or more days.
Momentum is gone. Refer to answer above.

He’s often looking to say 'hi' or hang out at 3am (or really this goes for any time after 11pm).
He’s just a douchebag.

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